This isn't big or clever, certainly not the former, but we've now all seen Kate Middleton (aka Princess Catherine of Wales aka Catherine Windsor aka Catherine Cambridge aka The Duchess of Cambridge)'s breasts.
It's apparently a "grotesque" (def: odd or unnatural in shape or appearance) invasion of the princess and her husband William (or, if you believe IBTimes, Prince Philip)'s privacy. So what?
Yes, the use of a long lens to take a photograph of a young(ish) couple sunbathing on what we assume is a private complex is probably in breach of French privacy laws and subject to fines and maybe even criminal proceedings, but it's nothing new. What Kate and Wills (*vomit*) forget is they were not in their own country, where they stride around, living by a different set of rules to their subjects-to-be. They were in France.